I do wish I could write my name in the snow. Actually, given that I live in N.C. with skimpy annual snow, a more useful skill would be peeing in the woods. Squatting and so on. Altho that act does not involve toilet seats, it does involve my underpants. And jeans. I understand there is a “funnel” type device sold for this purpose. “Female urination device”. Sold at Walmart and online. The Tinkle Belle Portable Female Urination Device …
I do wish I could write my name in the snow. Actually, given that I live in N.C. with skimpy annual snow, a more useful skill would be peeing in the woods. Squatting and so on. Altho that act does not involve toilet seats, it does involve my underpants. And jeans. I understand there is a “funnel” type device sold for this purpose. “Female urination device”. Sold at Walmart and online. The Tinkle Belle Portable Female Urination Device …
A gentleman puts the seat back down.
I can write my name in the snow! I use a stick.
Is this the source for the saying, "Mind your pees and queus"?
Oh for the love of Christ just put the fucking seat up and kwicherbichin.