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Roy Blount Jr's avatar

Damn damn the lights!

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Roy Blount Jr's avatar

Get me the number of Irving Berlin!

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Roy Blount Jr's avatar

Very welcome, T.

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Laura Lippman's avatar

We set our tree up today and I tried to explain to Georgia Rae the beautiful Christmas tradition she will never know -- cussing the tree stand. Whoever invented the Tree Genie deserves the Nobel Prize. Thank god the lights were tangled, so we got to cuss a little. Tradition is important!

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Chuck Lavazzi's avatar

Someone needs to set this to music.

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TCinLA's avatar

That's my new favorite Christmas song. I generally dislike Christmas songs because you can get cardiac arrest from all that sweetness, so thanks much!

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Zach Hively's avatar

I have this feeling that Daddy is finally seeing the light.

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