What's Funny?

Now, I mean

You know Kid Rock always was funny. Not in a guffaw way, but you know, cool funny. With that round hat. Where do you get one of those round hats? Do you have to have voted right?

Have proof, I mean. Because how do we know I didn’t vote right? I probably did vote right, really. Why wouldn’t I vote right?

It all seems so clear now.

The Man put himself out there.

Right?

So what am I, a Commie?

But maybe I didn’t make myself clear. Unlike Kid Rock. Unlike —

You know who we all know voted right? Matt Gaetz! Hey — just ask the girls. Got kind of a devilish look hasn’t he? That’s what I meant to say, back when I was saying he was Satan.

I didn’t mean in a bad way, like Satanic Satan, I meant he’s got that look, got that confidence. Smooth. The actual word I probably used was Satin.

But funny? You want to talk about sense of humor? Oh, man. Matt Gaetz is one funny dude.

You know when he withdrew from the Congress before he was even Attorney General yet, so his enemies couldn’t parade his devilishness with the ladies in a bad light? He withdrew from the current Congress — the one with, get this, Democrats, and their Ethics Committee — not the Congress he just got re-elected to! He can always still be in that one! Probably be Attorney General and in the Congress of his choice, both. You think the joke is ever going to be on a man like that? And what is the definition of funny, but this: that the joke is not on you.

     Party animal, party mineral

     Here’s to the party Attorney General!

Where can a guy get a yard sign? Now, I mean. It’s not too late is it? In America? The one that's great again?