“Don’t you have any Trump limericks?” people wonder.
Anh, I have always responded.
Feh, has been my thinking.
Who needs them? has been my bottom line.
Of course I have Trump limericks. But here’s the thing:
They are too ugly. Does the world need any more ugly?
But the other day Trump came out with this:
“Why are people so mean?”
That tears it. He’s going for our heartstrings, folks! What if he becomes a pathetic figure? Picture him holding up a Bible with one hand, tearing his hair with the other, and issuing enormous flabby Trumpian sobs. Then I’ll wish I had brought out my Trump limericks while he was still a forbidding pile of glop.
Already, some of these are dated. But what the heck. Here they are, Trump and some of his circle’s leading jerkers:
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