The Senate's AI

And my own

I want a "worthless statement clause" like the disclaimers the Trumps -- according to their testimony -- append to their statements of what their "incredible assets" are worth when they borrow money against them. How do you word it, exactly? "Hey bud. You realize, don't you, that anything we attest to herein is a lie, so it's up to you to decide how far off it is. If you're Russian, of course, wink wink."