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Taylor and the Tight End

Taylor and the Tight End

Not That It's Any of My Business

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Roy Blount Jr
Sep 27, 2023
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If Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce should marry and have children, those decisions will be theirs, not mine. I am not even sure the two of them look cute together. In fact I would not have thought he was her type -- but there again, it’s for her to decide. What I would impress upon them is this: please hyphenate the children's names responsibly.

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