Elon Musk isn't real, is he? Say I get a call from somebody purporting to be him (or his purported ladyfriend, ?Grimes?), who offers to buy me out for I don't know, $8.4 jillion in bitwads, I should go along with the joke?
Yeah, right!
Elon Musk? Awful close to muskmelon:
The flesh is either sweet or bland, with or without a musky aroma, and the rind can be smooth (such as honeydew), ribbed (such as canteloupe) . . .
To a dashing young Stag who pled,
"Come away, Doe," she said,
"Sorry, I can't elope,
I'm seeing an Antelope,
Whose father's an Elk, like my dad."
. . . wrinkled (such as casaba melon) or netted (such as muskmelon). In North America, the sweet-flesh varieties . . .
Ahhh, the sweet-flesh varieties.
...are often collectively called muskmelon, including the musky netted-rind varieties and the inodorous smooth-rind varieties, and cantaloupe usually means the former type. However, muskmelon in a narrow sense only refers to the musky netted-rind type, while the true cantaloupe is the European type with ribbed and often warty rind . . ."
Lord have mercy! How many great names for a band can be packed into one Wikipedia entry?
Often Warty
Inodorous Smooth
The True Cantaloupe.
And so on.
I'm Just Saying
In 2011, *Grimes* released five numbers on a split 12 she shared with someone named ^d'Eon^.
You take that extra m from muskmelon and insert it into d'Eon . . . Do I have to spell it out for you?
What a coincidence! Some guy in the news was complaining about the dangers of being pelted with dangerous fruit...
If she was in a fight with the rest of the world, would it be titled “Grimes Against Humanity”?