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Our Boss Self-Nourishes

Our Boss Self-Nourishes

But Hold His Buns

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Roy Blount Jr
Jan 31, 2025
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Nobody is going to take away our Big Macs and Filet-o-Fishes.

No. Of course not. That's just the Marxist Dems, trying to scare us.

And you know why they're not going to take away our Big Macs and Filet-o-Fishes?

Because our Boss loves His Big Macs and Filet-o-Fishes.

Two of each. Every order.

He can pack 'em away. He is:

(In unison)

A BAD-ASS EATER!

Of course He doesn't eat the buns.

So we will have to give up the buns? Won't that be kind of messy?

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