Nobody is going to take away our Big Macs and Filet-o-Fishes.
No. Of course not. That's just the Marxist Dems, trying to scare us.
And you know why they're not going to take away our Big Macs and Filet-o-Fishes?
Because our Boss loves His Big Macs and Filet-o-Fishes.
Two of each. Every order.
He can pack 'em away. He is:
(In unison)
A BAD-ASS EATER!
Of course He doesn't eat the buns.
So we will have to give up the buns? Won't that be kind of messy?
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