Lara Ain't Yeats
According to my Glutes
My glutes, evidently, are not all that forgetful, for my age.
Do I assume too much, when I assume that you all were as riveted as I was by the news, propagated yesterday by the New York Times, that many people suffer (however unknowingly) from “gluteal amnesia,” which means their butt-cheek muscles, from disuse, have forgotten how to spring into action?
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