I Believe . . .

That I Have "Gone Paid"

That’s what they call it in Substackland: going paid. I believe I clicked on all the requisite buttons and so on. Which means that the full experience of TALP (that’s short for Take Another Little Piece) will be yours for $7 a month or $70 a year.

(It is my good fortune to enjoy what passes, at age 80, for robust health, but if I were you, I’d go monthly.)

I will drop a free post (if that is the expression) sometimes, to keep non-paying subscribers from having to go cold turkey. This one here is one of those free ones, if I know what I’m doing.

And here is another limerick:

We thought dumb Uncle Spencer

Could not get any denser

Till he found Donald Trump

And his dumbth took a jump

From immense to even immenser.