Herscher's Parable

Pure-D B-U-Double-L Bull

At first I thought Herschel Walker had screwed up the old joke about three bulls on top of a hill surveying all the cows.The first bull, a big old strapping fellow, looks out over the herd and said, “As many of these cows as I want are mine.”

And the second bull, who is smaller, not much more than average-size, says “Yeah, well, but you can’t get around…