Georgy Porgy's Truth
You the man, tell it, George!
Not Washington, he didn't lie,
But Santos, who doesn't see why
Not to — why not just sort of forge
Whatever bio you've got to, or feel like,
Thereby slithering eel-like
Into the national eye?
Ohh, Washington probably did lie.
Tried to chop that tree on the sly.
The one who cannot be a liar is Santos,
Because though his pantos are on fire,
At this he is state of the art, he is best in the biz:
Santo can't tell what a lie is.
Deeply grateful for the rhyme of “feel like” and “eel-like.”