Clarification

The Graciousness of Kid Rock

With greater than usual alacrity, subscribers (free ones) are unscubscribing. Perhaps because, in my post a few minutes ago, I led with Kid Rock.

Who wouldn’t leap to borrow the radiance of a Kid Rock? But here’s what Kid Rock did today: Kid Rock put out a statement, himself, which began:

“It is now time to be the bigger man.”

Hey. When a giant such as Kid Rock feels the need to declare himself the bigger man than me . . .

I, personally, for what it’s worth, think Kid is being too gracious. (I call him “Kid,” though I know he’s not kiddin’.)

It is time, Kid goes on, “. . . to extend an olive branch, and unite all reasonable people of this great nation.”

Thanks, Kid.

If you consider me reasonable.

If you don’t . . .

Because Kid works out. You can tell, from the way he looks in what is called, I believe, a body shirt, that he takes the time — probably every day of his life — to work out. And he voted right. Came down resoundingly on the side of . . . you know.

I don’t own a body shirt. Wouldn’t know where to get one.

So how can I expect Kid Rock to include me in “reasonable”?

I’m looking for a yard sign.

For the right side.

Maybe a yard sign that has been peed on by a Communist, unreasonably, to give it more character, because — thank you Kid Rock, thank you Matt Gaetz, thank you all of us guys, if I may say “us” guys — I am reasonable: can see which way the wind is blowing.