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Roy Blount Jr
Jun 28, 2026
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Okay let’s get down to it:

Who peed in the reflective pool?

Thugs, yes. Of course. The President has been very clear on that. Only thugs would be so low-IQ as to pee in the Trump Jefferson Memorial pool.

The question is, what category of thugs?

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