I'm working on a holiday song -- purely a commercial deal:
It just won't seem like Christmas
Next year with Trump in jail.
There'll be a sort of hollow tone
To MAGA folks' wassail.
As I say, it's purely commercial for me. If I'm being honest --
As people seem to say these days. Instead of, "To tell the honest truth" or something. "If I'm being honest . . . " The tense of it is off, isn't it? Maybe it's the new subjunctive.
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